January 19, 2012

If you are driving around, and happen to see my brain trudging alongside the road, please gently coax it inside your vehicle, and bring it home to me.  No questions asked.  I just miss it.

January 18, 2012

Silly Signs and other odd sightings

I like to take pictures of signs that don't quite make sense to me, or that are unusual, or just strike me as funny. Here is a link to my album of silly signs. Click here.


alligators

I am bored today so I think I'll start a creative writing class.  I'll have just one student.  Me.  This morning while I was out for my morning walk I ran into an alligator.  It was about to eat me.  So I yelled, "Stop!"  And he did.  Alligators aren't used to being yelled at.  I asked him if he'd brushed his teeth today.  He didn't know what toothbrushing was.  So I ran home and got him a toothbrush and taught him how to brush.  While he was busy I snuck away.  Tomorrow I think I'll ride a llama.  The end.