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I have no sponsors, so I can't really take a commercial break. But anyhow. I figured out why they don't have drinking fountains anywhere in Europe. You see, if you had a drinking fountain, you'd drink. If you drink, sooner or later, well, you need a toilet. So then you have to find a toilet. A WC. And when you find a toilet, then you have to find a coin. And of course you don't have any of the right coins with you, so, to save you the trouble, they haven't put any drinking fountains around. Really.